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Funny Quotes

Morgan's quotes

Funny Quotes

Ok well some of these are really funny an some are really dirrttyy!!lol...

Chaos, panic, & disorder-my work here is done

*Some girls are cute, some girls are blazin', but me and my girls are just plain amazing.*

*Life isn't a garden, so stop being a hoe.*

*I know you think I'm cute, I know you think I'm fine, but like the rest of the guys, take a number and wait in line.*

*I'm not conceited, I'm just simply aware of my sexy little self.*

*I have PMS and ESP... that means, im a bitch that knows everything.*

*Good girls don't lie. Bad girls don't cry. Dumb girls need air. Naughty girls need underwear! Sweet girls aren't mean. Funny girls make a scene. Perfect girls have all the class. Mean girls will kick you ass. Smart girls will excel. Gossip girls will tell. Popular girls get all the boys. Little girls play with toys. Normal girls are nothing new. So which one applies to you?*

*Life is like a box of colored condoms. No matter what color you pick, you're gonna get screwed.*

Dont eva B-afraid 2come 2me &cry,Dont eva hesitate 2look me in dA eye,Dont ever B-afraid 2 tell me how U feel,Remember ur MiGurLz &we gotta keep it REAL

Sometimes I lay awake at night and I ask, “Where have I gone wrong?” Then a voice says to me, “This is going to take more than one night.”

If the average person is confused 45% of the time, that makes me above average, right?

Okay -- I've had it with real life, give me my fairy godmother, my prince, and my happily ever after endings.

There are 3 kinds of people: those who make things happen, those who watch things happen, and those who wonder what just happened.

Everyone has the power to make others happy; some do it by entering the room, others by leaving it.

**NoRtH tO NoRtH, SoUtH tO SoUtH, bUt ThE BEST DiReCtiOn iS MoUtH tO MoUtH**

The best gift u can give is a hug: 1 size fits all...everything that's perfect is worth the fight

Yesterday was the past, Tomorrow is the future, Today is a gift..That’s why they call it the present!

i`M NOT STUPiD , i JUST LACK COMMEN SENSE
i`M NOT A POSER , i JUST LiKE ALL KiNDS OF CLOTHES
i`M NOT MiSS POPULARiTY i JUST HAVE ALOT OF FRiENDS
i DON`T LiKE MY BOYFRiEND . i LOVE HiM
i DON`T iGNORE YOU , i JUST DON`T GiVE A SHiT
i`M NOT A BiTCH i`M JUST HONEST
i`M NOT MEAN . YOUR JUST WEAK
i`M NOT iNSECURE . i JUST DON`T TRUST PEOPLE


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Heartache Quotes

Morgan's quotes

Heartache Quotes

Look at me through my eyes and feel the pain I hide inside.

It breaks my heart; it makes me sad to think of all the times we had.You made me laugh and you made me cry. And all that I can do is sigh,and wonder why.

You hug him good-bye like it's nothing...while all you want to do is hold on forever...but you let go, smile and walk away... then cry all the way home because you know it will never be the same...because try as you might you can't make someone love you,

sometimes you have to let them be free...and leting go,that is when love hurts the most of all

A heart is like glass,dropped once,broken forever,and even if the pieces finally get put back together,it will never ever be the same again.

I wish I could walk away and forget what we have,but I can't,because I know you won't come after me,and I guess that's what hurts the most.

When you are in love and you get hurt, it is like a cut--it will heal but there will always be a scar.

I saw you with her today.And as I watched with my fake smile,I could hear my heart break and I could feel it being torn apart.Because it was then that I realized that I am truly a friend and that's all I'll ever be.

Your heart decided who it likes and who it doesn't.You can't tell your heart what to do.It does it on its own when you least expect it,or even if you don't want it to.It loves who it wants to love,and theres nothing you can do about it!

Time may be taking us apart,thats true,but I will always be there for you.I promise that I won't forget the day we kissed or the day we met;the sky may fall & the stars may too,but I will still be thinking of you.

I heard the saying a million times before you can do better...you deserve much more, I go crazy over it because I know its not tureI dont wanna...but I just want you

I never knew it would be this hard to lose something I never had. ~ The Wonder Years

"Three important rules for breaking up: Don't put off breaking up when you know you want to, prolonging the situation will only make it worse, tell him honestly simply kindly but firmly don’t make a big production don’t make up an elaborate story just to help you avoid a tear jerking scene if you wanna date other people say so be prepared for the boy to feel hurt and rejected even if you only have gone together for a short time and haven’t been to serious there is still a feeling of rejection when a girl prefers the company of others to your exclusive company but if your honest and direct and avoid making a flowery emotional speech when breaking the news the boy will respect you for your frankness and honestly he will appreciate the kind and straightforward manner in which you told him your decision unless he's a real jerk or a crybaby you'll remain friends."

And I know that I should probably just let go,

because I know that it wont work out and everyone tells me that.

So I try to convince myself that its better off that way without him...

But then I'll think of him

and remember his smile that makes me melt

and I cant imagine myself with anyone else

and no matter how hard it will be…

I want to be with him

Sometimes I wish I had never met you. Because then I could go to sleep at night not knowing there was someone like you out there.

Everyone is always askin me whats wrong... but i dont even think it makes any sense, its just... my heart hurts

So.. i'll just try and let go and wait, and maybe in that time I will start to move on.. but that's gotta happen on its own.. i mean, as much as I'd like to.. i cant just make my heart stop feeling things that it wants to feel

I've gone through this before.. and thats why i dont get why this is so hard for me to deal with... iIts the simple fact that he just doesnt want me like i want him, i guess, maybe, its so hard because for a while there.. he made me feel like he did... maybe thats the difference.

well, the tears are starting to slow down now.. but the pain, however, remains constant

"You hug him good-bye like it's nothing... while all you want to do is hold on forever...but you let go, smile and walk away... then cry all the way home because you know it will never be the same... because try as you might you can't make someone love you, sometimes you have to let them be free... and letting go, that is when love hurts the most of all."

It's hard enough when the one you love doesn't love you back,

but it is even harder to watch him love someone else.

You told me that you loved me; I started tearing down those walls. I really started to trust you, but you set me up to take a fall.

I guess I'm wrong for falling in love, but you're still the one that I'm dreaming of. I guess it's you that I want to hold on to, but you're holding on to someone else.

Just an old love song, just the mention of your name, my heart breaks in two again...I guess some things never change

I am perfectly happy being his friend, in fact I love it...I just have this incredible urge to kiss him that doesn't go away…and this feeling that we would be perfect together.

I don’t want to cry a tear for you…

God send me to Hell if I do.

It hurts to want him so much…then open my eyes and see you standing there

I don't know if I should smile because he's my friend, or cry because that's all he'll ever be

I wish I had the guts to walk away and forget about what we had. But, I can't because I know you won't come after me, and I guess that's what hurts the most

I've accepted the fact that we can't be, but I've also accepted that you're going to be that one person I carry with me for the rest of my life, the one that is always going to make my heart jump a little and my stomach tie up in knots no matter how happy I am otherwise.. no matter how long its been

I guess to some extent you get used to being alone.

You get used to not expecting phone calls & having nothing to do at night.

You don’t expect to turn around to open arms any longer.

The small sounds of him have been replaced by silence.

Your thoughts echo through my head,

with no one to share them with.

All in all, being alone isnt terrible…

it just hurts like hell

How do I say goodbye to what we had, the good times that made us laugh outweigh the bad, I thought we'd get to see forever, but forevers gone away - it's so hard to say goodbye to yesterday

Even though I've "stopped liking you", every time someone mentions your name my head turns right toward them. Its like every time I hear it, I think of all that we could have had, and all that could have happened that didn't

How can you just walk away from me, when all I can do is watch you leave? Cause we've shared the laughter and the pain, and even shared the tears. You're the only one who really knew me at all. I wish I could just make you turn around and see me cry. There's so much I need to say to you, so many reasons why you're the only one who really knew me at all

I want to be able to look at you and not be hurt by you.

The person that you hurt the most will always stand by you in whatever you do,

and give you all they’ve got,

even when all they’ve got left is tears.

if it’s true love,

and if they can get through all the pain and still love you just as much,

then I guess that proves what’s meant to be will be,

and nothing can tear a love that strong apart, ever.

I never knew until that moment, what it was like to lose something I never really had.

Even now when I have come so far
I wonder where you are
I wonder why it’s still so hard without you
Even now when I come shinin’ through
I swear I think of you
And how I wish you knew
Even now
I'm gonna smile
'Cause I want to make you happy
Laugh, so you can't see me cry
I'm gonna let you go in style
And even if it kills me
I'm gonna smile

How many heartaches must I stand
Before I find the love to let me live again?

Can you MEND your broken

The more I try
The more I lose

He had alot to say.
He had alot of nothing to say.

Everybody's talking...They look at me with sad eyes...But they don't say a thing...But I don't want the sympathy...Its cool you didn't want me

The trouble with love is, It can tear you up inside
Make your heart believe a lie (Kelly Clarkson)

The trouble with love is
It doesn't care how fast you fall
And you can't refuse the call (Kelly Clarkson)

My heart keeps callin
And I keep on fallin
Over and over again
This set story always ends the same
Me standin in the pouring rain
It seems no matter what I do
It tears my heart in two

Seems you're my only friend who wants to share my pain
Tell me heartache, what's it gonna take
For you to leave me alone today

Everyday I see you
With some girlfriend, yeah
You think I could care less
About it
I could keep it secret
Keep playing pretend, oh
But the way I feel you, I doubt it

I KEEP ON CRYING BITTER TEARS, HOPING YOUR RETURN, WHEN YOU DO YOU WILL FIND, MY LOVE FOR YOU STILL BURNS.

He has gone and I'm alone. Oh I miss what used to be.Even though he done wrong, He left some good memories.

I've got by, and I did what I had to do.It took a million tears but I'm over you.

Your heart will break, Your tears flow, You'll face laughter wherever you go.

Empty days, turn into lonely nights, If no one's there to hold you tight.

When you recall some sweet memories, They only add, to all your miseries.

A millions words would not bring you back, I know because I tried. Neither would a million tears I know because I cried.

Everyday I wonder why
Why things go bad everytime i try
Try to get close and friends push you away
Try to fall in love and only the pain stays
Life is never easy
And relationships are always hard

But through the good and the bad
Things usually work out in the end

Break into my heart and rob me blind, Just leave the pieces scattered on the floor,Don’t worry… My heart’s been broken before.

She smiles and laughs like all the rest...There's so much that she needs to get off her chest...At one point her smile was real...But now she only puts it on so people dont make a big deal...

Sometimes i just dont understand
Why i am so different...
Why cant i be just like everyone else
and accept that nothing is forever
Why cant I figure out everything changes
and to go with the flow
Why havent i realized I'l find someone new
and never feel so much pain
Why didnt i learn, to live life with a brand new start..
why am i so different....
why am i still crying at night for all that he is..
why do i search for words that wont mean anything to him
why dont i understand that love was a waste
and he doesnt love me

I know that there's a lot more fish in the sea, I'm just sick of fishing.

I said that I don’t need you but I’m a liar. I swear I do.

I know it's for the best & although I'm regretting it every second, I'm moving on.

I dont want you to know where I am. `Cause then you`ll see my heart in the saddest state its ever been.

SOMETiMES ..
no matter how long or how hard
you`ve loved someone ..
they`ll never love you back.
& no matter how much it hurts
you`ll have to be okay with that .. x3

It all happened so much faster than you can say disaster; want to take a time-lapse and look at if backwards; find the last word and maybe that's just the answer that were after Jack Johnson

Too much silence can be misleading; You're drifting I can hear it in the way you're breathing; We dont really need to find reason because out the same door that it came well its leaving; it's leaving; leaving like a day that's done and part of a season; resolve is just a concept that's as dead as the leaves Jack Johnson

tHE hARdest tHiNGs tO SAy - - - ARe tHe
WORdS tHAt MEAn tHE MOSt _ // >> xl33'

and i`ll smile ..
and you`ll wave ..
and we`ll PRETEND
that it`s okay

Today is one of those days that I miss him.
I'm lonely and I-wonder-what-he-is-doing days.
I dont have them often, hardly at all. Once while I do
though.I am not sure why I still miss him. Its been ____ months

welcome to ' » Broken Hearted Airways : )
thanks for crashing & burning with us today

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INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES

Courage is doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared.
- Eddie Rickenbacker, 1890-1973

Against criticism a man can neither protest nor defend himself; he must act in spite of it, and then it will gradually yield to him.
- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, 1749-1832

What is defeat? Nothing but education; nothing but the first step to something better.
- Wendell Phillips, 1811-1884

Destiny is no matter of chance. It is a matter of choice. It is not a thing to be waited for, it is a thing to be achieved.
- William Jennings Bryan, 1860-1925

They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself.
- Andy Warhol, 1928-1987

In attempts to improve your character, know what is in your power and what is beyond it.
- Francis Thompson, 1859-1907

Speak when you are angry, and you will make the best speech you'll ever regret.
- Laurence J. Peter, 1919-1988

I am still determined to be cheerful and happy, in whatever situation I may be; for I have also learned from experience that the greater part of our happiness or misery depends upon our dispositions, and not upon our circumstances.
- Martha Washington, 1732-1802

I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.
- Bertrand Russell, 1872-1970

Ability will never catch up with the demand for it.
- Malcolm Forbes (1919 - 1990)

The superior man is modest in his speech, but exceeds in his actions.
- Confucius (551 BC - 479 BC)

In giving advice, seek to help, not please, your friend.
- Solon (638 BC - 559 BC)


Man's greatness lies in his power of thought.
- Blaise Pascal, 1623-1662

It is never too late to be who you might have been. - George Eliot, 1819-1880

English NovelistHe has the right to criticize who has the heart to help.
- Abraham Lincoln, 1809-1865, 16th President of the United States

Pessimist: One who, when he has the choice of two evils, chooses both.
- Oscar Wilde, 1854-1900, Irish Dramatist/Novelist/Poet

Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson, 1803-1882, American Poet and Essayist

The best executive is the one who has sense enough to pick good men to do what he wants done, and self-restraint enough to keep from meddling with them while they do it.
- Theodore Roosevelt, 1858-1919, 26th President of the United States

Learning never exhausts the mind.
- Leonardo da Vinci, 1452-1519, Italian Painter and Sculptor

You can overcome anything if you don't bellyache.
- Bernard M. Baruch, 1870-1965, American Financier and Statesman

Tell a person they are brave and you help them become so.
- Thomas Carlyle, 1795-1881, Scottish Philosopher and Author

The pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity. The optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty.
- Winston Churchill, 1874-1965, English Politician and Author

The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today.
- Franklin D. Roosevelt, 1882-1945, 32nd President of the United States

Instruction does much, but encouragement does everything. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, 1749-1832, German Poet/Dramatist/Novelist

Tomorrow is often the busiest day of the week.
- Spanish Proverb

Very little is needed to make a happy life; it is all within yourself, in your way of thinking.
- Marcus Aurelius, 121-180, Roman Emperor and Philosopher

It's easy to have faith in yourself and have discipline when you're a winner, when you're number one. What you got to have is faith and discipline when you're not a winner.
- Vince Lombardi, 1913-1970, American Football Coach

With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts.
- Eleanor Roosevelt, 1884-1962, American Humanitarian and Former First Lady of the United States

You give but little when you give of your possessions. It is when you give of yourself that you truly give.
- Kahlil Gibran, 1883-1931, Lebanese Poet and Novelist

You can never learn less; you can only learn more.
- R. Buckminster Fuller, 1895-1983, American Architect and Engineer

MOTIVATIONAL QUOTES

If you shoot for the stars and hit the moon, it's OK. But you've got to shoot for something. A lot of people don't even shoot.
Robert Townsend

Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.
Mark Twain

Striving for excellence motivates you; striving for perfection is demoralizing.Harriet Braiker
If you would lift me up you must be on higher ground.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

You don't have to be great to start, but you have to start to be great.
Zig Ziglar

Better to write for yourself and have no public, than to write for the public and have no self.
Cyril Connolly

The secret of life is not to do what you like but to like what you do.Unknown
Do more than is required. What is the distance between someone who achieves their goals consistently and those who spend their lives and careers merely following? The extra mile.
Gary Ryan Blair

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
Mark Twain

FAMOUS QUOTES

Peace on earth will come to stay, When we live Christmas every day.

Helen Steiner Rice

I made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it short.

Blaise Pascal

Great works are performed, not by strength, but by perseverance.

Samuel Johnson

Whatever the mind can conceive and believe, the mind can achieve.

Dr. Napoleon Hill

I want to know God's thoughts... the rest are details.

Albert Einstein

Quotes are nothing but inspiration for the uninspired.
Richard Kemph

Do not underestimate the power of the dark side of famous quotes.
Bill Austin

That's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind.
Neil Armstrong


We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, therefore, is not an act but a habit.
Aristotle

He does not preach what he practices till he has practiced what he preaches.
Confucius

A man who is angry on the right grounds, against the right persons, in the right manner, at the right moment, and for the right length of time deserves great praise.
Aristotle

By three methods we may learn wisdom: first, by reflection which is noblest; second, by imitation, which is the easiest; and third, by experience, which is the bitterest.
Confucius

All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire.
Aristotle

Imagination is more important than knowledge, for knowledge is limited while imagination embraces the entire world.
Albert Einstein

A man who has committed a mistake and doesn't correct it is committing another mistake.
Confucius

Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.
Albert Einstein

He who wishes to secure the good of others has already secured his own.
Confucius

A hundred times every day I remind myself that my inner and outer life are based on the labors of others.
Albert Einstein

Our greatest glory is not in never failing, but in rising up every time we fall.
Confucius

A person starts to live when he can live outside himself.

Albert Einstein

When you know a thing, to hold that you know it; and when you do not know a thing, to allow that you do not know it--this is knowledge.
Confucius

The only sure way to avoid making mistakes is to have no new ideas.
Albert Einstein

The smaller the mind the greater the conceit.
Aesop

Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character.
Albert Einstein

Always tell the truth; then you don't have to remember anything.

Mark Twain

We should look to the mind, and not to the outward appearance.
Aesop

Work like you don't need the money. Dance like no one is watching. And love like you've never been hurt.
Mark Twain

Fine clothes may disguise, but foolish words will disclose a fool.
Aesop

Courage is the mastery of fear, not the absence of fear.
Mark Twain

Better be wise by the misfortunes of others than by your own.
Aesop

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
Mark Twain

A liar will not be believed, even when he speaks the truth.
Aesop

The man who does not read good books is at no advantage over the man who can't read them.
Mark Twain

It is not enough to do your best; you must know what to do, and THEN do your best. W. Edwards Deming

What you see depends on what you're looking for.
Anonymous

What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us. Walt Emerson

Don't frown because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.
Sinvyest Tan

Motivation is what gets you started. Habit is what keeps you going.
Anonymous

Patience and perseverance have a magical affect before which difficulties disappear and obstacles vanish.
John Quincy Adams

To handle yourself, use your head; to handle others, use your heart.
Donald Laird

Never give up, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn.
Harriet Beecher Stowe

Who dares, wins. Anonymous Patience with others is Love, Patience with self is Hope, Patience with God is Faith.
Adel Bestavros